Tanong at Sagot (from the e-mail)

Tanong :Bakit nakatingala si Cory sa langit?
Sagot: Nagdarasal siya.
Tanong: Bakit nakatingala si FVR sa langit?
Sagot: Para ibuga ang usok ng tabako.
Tanong: Bakit nakatingala si GMA sa langit?
A: Nag-iisip kung papaano siya makakalusot sa mga
skandalo.
Tanong: Bakit nakatingala si Noli de Castro sa langit?
Sagot: Nagbibilang ng bituin.

(other version: Tanong: Bakit akatingala si Noli de Castro sa langit?
Sagot: Kasi nanalangin na sana siya na ang maging pangulo.)


Di na nadala

FVR: Dapat may snap election, ayaw kong maging
Presidente si Noli.
Reporter: Bakit po sir?

FVR: Kasi ganito ang aking theory.

Si Erap ang Vice ko noon.Naging presidente, palpak.
Sino ang vice ni Erap? Si GMA. Naging presidente
rin..Mas palpak! Ngayon, sino ang vice ni GMA? si
Noli. Si Noli ay Vice ng Vice ng aking Vice. Vice na
naman di na kayo nadala?!

Self-destruction and Kison

Senator Rodolfo Biazon disclosed that pro-administration soldiers were out to stage bombings in Metro Manila.

Kaya pala may sumabog a few minutes before Gloria in the Palace gave her speech last Friday on Proclamation 1017.

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Meanwhile, AFP Information Chief Tristan Kison sneered at Biazon's disclosure. He said, "A government in its right mind will not do that. It will self-destruct. If our own government will carry this out, we will no longer be credible and we will lose the trust of the people."

Tanong: Kelan pa ba naging credible ang administrasyon ni Gloria Arroyo? At kelan din ba bumalik ang trust para sa gobyerno?

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Consider this: Immediately before the issuance of Proclamation 1017, an explosion happened in the yard of Malacanang. Mickey Mouse ... err, Mike Defensor, immediately issued statements that the explosion was part of the plot to oust Arroyo. This statement was reconsidered immediately, however. And new statements say that the explosion was just a result of a can of thinner thrown with a cigarette butt.

Well, many are starting to believe the latest statement when, gradually, platoons of soldiers and military tanks started to gather in Malacanang grounds. Malacanang parrots came again to the rescue stating that nothing abnormal is going on and the troop movements are part of the regular functions to protect the president.

Then, suddenly, we woke up with proclamation 1017.

Ano ito, lokohan?

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Sabi ng tatay ko, bago raw ang issuance ng Martial Law, me mga pagsabog din na naganap. At marami ang nagsasabi na si Marcos ang pakana. Example ay ang Plaza Miranda bombing.

Alangan naman daw na NPA ang nagpasabog sa Plaza Miranda eh pinagdududahan pa nga ang mga naroroon na suportado ng NPAs?

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But whatever, the present scenarios show semblances of the pre-Martial Law regime.

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Kison, however, is stressed: The government which we are defending at present will not do this (stage bombings) and it is our strong belief that there is no truth to this.

Ows? And how come Senator Joker Arroyo, who is no joker, and is an ally of the Arroyo administration was so certain that there is still a sequel to the Proclamation 1017?

And how come your officers, during ROTC trainings and security management courses stress that there is this “psy-ops” thing? Di kaya psy-ops din ang pagbomba-then-denial niyo?

Hmmnnn!!!! Ba't nga kasi gusto niyong ilaglag si Biazon? Ayan tuloy. Refer nga ulit kasyo sa Hello Garci recordings!

Nang-go-Glorya na naman si Gloria in the Palace!

Earlier, lawyers, students and activitists released reports that they will be out in the streets today and on Friday to protest the Presidential Proclamation Number 1017 -- not presidential Proclamation 1081 of Marcos declaring the Martial Law in 1972 but 1017 which is the Gloria in the Palace's proclamation on the state of emergency.

This morning, Gloria in the Palace appeared before the TV stations and issued a statement saying she will lift the State of Emergency soon if she would be assured that the threat to topple her administration was under control.

Teka, mukhang nang-go-Glorya na naman itong si Gloria in the Palace, ah. Porke ba dahil magkakaroon ng malawakang rally kaya nag-isyu siya ng statement na ganun kanina?

Sabagay, tama rin si Lady Choi. To prolong yourself in power, you need more power.

Ibig sabihin, in the simplest words for Juan de Naka Cruz, wala talagang plano itong si Gloria in the Palace na i-lift ang State of Emergency.

At ito namang si Ka Noli na hindi na kabayan dahil nawalan ng backbone, paisyu-isyu pa ng statement na kailangan daw talagang i-lift na ang state of emergency. Kaya lang, colatilla ng pronouncement niya, bahala na si presidente. Ano ba yan!!!!

Do these support the claim of Senator Joker Arroyo that there is another proclamation much stronger than PP 1017 awaiting to be issued by Gloria in the Palace?

Hmmmnnn!!!! Mukha nga.