Saturday, April 08, 2006

Goodbye, PNP!

It was startling to hear PNP Chief Vidal Querol saying: Kung hinoholdap cellphone niyo, ibigay niyo na lang para di kayo masaktan!

Ganuunnnnnnn!!!!!! Para que pa na may PNP tayo at may Querol na andiyan sa puwesto?

Or maybe Mr. Querol is just missing the point. The mission of the PNP is not just to catch the criminals but to prevent crime. In simple terms po, Mr. Querol: ANG OBLIGASYON NG KAPULISAN AY HINDI LANG PARA HULIHIN ANG MGA SNATSER AT HOLDAPER NG CELLPHONE KUNDI PARA PIGILAN ANG ANUMANG SNATCHING O HOLDAPAN NA MANGYAYARI!

Tagalog po yan at siguro madali namang maintindihan.

Sabagay, what can we expect from appointees like Querol? They just think and act like their appointing officers. And they think and act like their heads. Just like Gloria in the Palace. She boasts of a good economy but at the grassroots are people with grumbling stomachs. And she boasts that she won fair and square. Kasi nga, wala pang court order na nagsasabing liable siya for cheating. Well, pano bang may magsasabi eh lagi niyang pinapatay ang efforts to ferret out the truth.

Mr.Querol, if you think like that, what makes you different from the NPA rebels na pinapatay ang mga suspected criminals (magnanakaw, rapist, etc.) sa mga nayon at wala namang preventive measures para pigilan ang mga krimen? O baka masyado kang matalino at nag-skip ka sa grade one kaya di mo nalaman na 'an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure'? At ipinangangalandakan mo pa na wala kayong magagawa sa mgcellphone snatching kundi ang NTC at mga pawnshops lang ang may kontrol. In the very first place, i guess you forgot the raison d' etre of your existence. If an organization doesn't know why it existed in the first place, the best thing it can do is fade away...

Di po ba?

So, goodbye PNP na?

Friday, April 07, 2006

Let's take over NY Times, Toting!

New York Times' April 5 editorial, Dark Days for Philippine Democracy is a clear manifestation that the world already knows how Gloria in the Palace manages the Bayang Magiliw.

The editorial runs:
Mrs. Arroyo is no Ferdinand Marcos, at least not yet. But this onetime reformer is reviving bad memories of crony corruption, presidential vote-rigging and intimidation of critical journalists. Unless the Philippine Congress and courts find ways to rein in her increasingly authoritarian tendencies, democracy itself may be in danger.

Pero teka, me protest daw ang Malacanang??? Saan, sa Times Square? Unfair naman ata yun. Si Dinky at Enteng nga naglalakad pa lang sa Baywalk hinuli na, ba't pag Malacanang sa abroad pa? Pag oposisyon bawal sa EDSA at sa QC Circle maging sa Bonifacio Shrine na akala ng lahat ay freedom parks base sa PD 880, kayo sa New York? Sosyal!!! Baka gusto niyo mag-attend ng taping ni Jolina at Marvin sa kanilang "I Love New York"?.

And worst, Malacanang claims that the editorial is a product of the oppositions "irresponsible political efforts"!

UHUK! KHAK! KWARK! GUWAAAARKKK!!! Uhuk! Uhuk! Ubo! ubo!

Nabulunan ako dun ah!

If this is the case, Mr. Toting Bunye, when are we planning to take over the new York Times ala Tribune? Sama ako ha?

Isama na rin natin ang International Federation of Journalists at iba pang journalist organizations sa labas ng bansa na bumabanat kay Gloria in the Palace as a suppressor of press freedom. Basta, libre niyo ko pamasahe, ah?

(Hoy, remind ko rin po ang passports niyo kung matuloy kayo. Baka gayahin niyo style ni Garci?)






Wednesday, April 05, 2006

PM = President Macapagal-arroyo?

Thai PM Resigns!!!
Fil PM, susunod ba?

wish niyo lang!

In reality, the polity is now in the guessing game as to who will be the Prime Minister should cha-cha push through.

Ala eh, sino pa nga ba? PM means Prime Minister. Di ba si Gloria in the Palace, PM din? PM as in "Presidenteng Makapal, err... President Macapagal- arroyo"?

Pero hoy, wag niyong ganyanin yan. Sabi nga ni Bunye at Ermita, respect her because she is the president. Well, everyone deserves respect. Really. And respect is given to whom respect is due. So be it. Let's respect her.... pero teka. Ano itong balita na si Borra nadulas sa hearing at na-admit na may dayaan noong 2004 presidential election sa Mindanao?

Hmmnnn. Sige, let's respect Borra's words. If we respect Borra's words, paano pa kaya natin mairerespeto ang words ni Gloria in the Palace that she won fair and square?

Hmmnnnn!!!!

Respetuhan lang po!