Sex, Drugs and Politics under the PDigong Administration

It seems that key officials in the Duterte Administration are affected with a virus characterized by hyper active sexual libido. Could it be because President Digong My Labs, jokingly or not, allows rape?

Case 1: PCOO head MaAndar or short for Martin Andanar - the TV5 guy that you'll least expect to crack green jokes and more so officially state that EU guys and noisy frogs that they lack sex. Bakit, sagana ba sa sex ang mga nasa admin and moreso si Sec. Maandar? Happy siguro si wifey Alelee Andanar, no? Teka, sino kaya mas magaling - si Mrs Andanar o si Ms. Mocha?


Case 2. Since nabanggit na natin si Ms Mocha, well isunod na natin sa list. Sex guru nga sya so expected na natin na what will come out of her mouth are sex, balls and dicks. Di ba interested nga siya sa bayag ni Senator Antonio Millones... este, Trillanes? (Sorry po, balita ko kay Mocha at Digong my Labs kasi maraming pera si Senator Antonio.)

Case 3: Talking about dick, we'll include Senator Dick Gordon in the list. Siya lang naman ang pumalit kay Leila Delima after the latter's alleged sexual affairs with her driver. I don't know if Senator Gordon interested with the intercourse. What Tikboy knows is he's so eager to look for assholes engaged in and later uurong lang pala to dig deeper. O mabilis lang nilabasan itong si Dick ng katotohanan? Kaya nga he said there is no proof linking the Davao group sa P6.4 billion shabu. Kaso dahil mabilis umurong ang ano ni Senator Dick, sobrang malalaking isda ang nahuli -- mga isdang malalaki ng kaunti sa dulong -- mga dilis kagaya ni warehouse caretaker Fidel Anoche Dee. Ito pa ay kahit di sinasadyang aminin nin Senator Dick na totoo ang Davao Group.

Case 4. Tutal malapit na rin tayo sa Davao, diretso na tayo sa GenSan with Senator Money Pacquiao. He was one of those who facilitated Senator De Lima's ejaculation... este, ejection from the Blue Ribbon Committee. Well, sexy naman si Senator Money. Pa-comment-comment pa nga sa 22 year old Instagram host na si Arzaylea Rodriguez. Maganda ba si Arzay, Senator Money, katulad ni Ara Mina at Krista Ranillo? Mukhang mahilig si Senator Money sa may"R". Si wifey Jinkee ba walang "R"?

But moving on, ba't silensyo si Senator Money sa P6.4 billion shabu? Ayaw ba'ng i-shake ang tree at baka tamaan din siya ng bunga? Hmnnn...

Case 5. Nagbunga na nga pala ang efforts ni Atty. Sal Panelo. After his hundred thousand-peso fashion kicked off, sample naman sa social media ang inabot niya for his unwanted "great in bed f__king" comment. Expected na natin kung bastos talaga si Sal. Nagalit nga si Executive Secretary Sal Medialdea, di ba, dahil high profile cabinet meeting nagdala ng tatlong magagandang escorts itong si Pañero, este Panelo? So when Sal Panelo made sexual innuendos sa Swiss radio interviewer in the form of jokes, nothing is wrong for him but everything is wrong for the Philippines. The Presidential Chief Legal Counsel who should be the chief person to know the law including that of sexual harassment law making a joke on sex? What a joke, di ba?

Pero sabi ni Sal, joke lang naman daw talaga yun at na-wrong spelling lang ang interviewer niya. Assuming that it is, racial discrimination naman ngayon ang kahaharapin niya. Diba mga kapatid nating Bisaya?

Case 6. Ang pang-sex naman natin, este, six ay walang iba kundi si Asec. Lorraine Badoy turned PCOO Usec. Remember her as Social Welfare Assistant Secretary endorsing child pornography sa mga taga-EU? That must be the kind of social welfare we could expect -- child pornography. But since she did well in endorsing child porn, she is now promoted to Usec and we must be prepared lest she might become the official spokesperson on sex and child pornography. Not far from reality, right? She is so interested in armpits and navels.